The Jerks Breachin Nekkid Team
The nutters who make this madhouse go.
Melissa
Innovation and Safety Officer -
Doc is serious about her safety, quality, and tastes. She is also married to another member of our little adventure, but we are not sure which one.
She grew up in the Northeast, saying funny words and having the odd accent that makes most people ask, "Where are you from?"
Melissa was a Combat Medic, but to us, she is our Doc. We would be broken engineers without our Doc! All the explosive concussions must have weirded her out because she swears, she had the best of times with her brothers - Brothers for life (us! brothers in arms, not the other.. what are you thinking!? why?...)!
She still shows alot love for us by pulling double duty. She is a
full-time RN in her day job and babysits us yahoos with quality, safety, taste testing, and perfecting our unique recipes whenever she has the time.
It is awesome to have a caring grown up around.
Alika
So Good No Job Title Needed-
Alika came to the team from the great state of Hawaii. Unlike the other 12Bs in the team, he is actually motivated and went to some cool guy Engineer schools (not over the top super hoah, but still more than regular hoah).
Like everyone on the JBN team, he enjoys kickass food, friends, and good times. He is our personable cool guy, which is a great asset for such a small
team.
Fun fact: man can skateboard too (ask him about the old school videos!).
We are going to kick ass with such a renaissance person (don't take my word for it, look at the combat ukulele he's rocking in the pic). He can ollie, cook good stuff, and put on his NCO hat to lead whenever he has to (he also takes great care of people around him with or without that NCO hat).
AND.. and.. and we also needed his youthful age to bring down our team's average to better align with the younger demographics (most of us are old
as dirt).
Phil
Dehydrator In Chief Head -
1 L and 2 P's at the end. He was originally a 12F way back when, but the Army decided to kill the MOS and He became a 12B.
He was an E1 twice, E4 twice, and medically retired as a 12B NCO (only once) from the WA National Guard.
He enlisted straight out of high school, had too much fun in Germany, became a civilian again and spent 20+ years in tech supply chain and logistics operations.
Then in 2019, he reenlisted in the WA National Guard so he could blow things up again and met some great folks while serving his state.
In 2022, he had 2 wee little ischemic strokes and suddenly wanted to make people around him more content in life eating fresher, great tasting, dried beef.